I am not frequently surprised by the conduct of the idiots that turn into my 2 acre long driveway - they are usually lost and looking for my neighbor.
But today, just as my husband and I were going to our truck to go out to eat, a car pulled inside our fence and one of the occupants jumped out. We thought they were like all the others and lost. Until I heard the male outside of the car say "You did not slap me!". We got into our truck and headed down the driveway. By that time, the driver had gotten out and both men were fighting. The driver was the larger of the two and was facing the road. They did not move back to their vehicle when we drove up.
As my husband got out, the smaller passenger went back to his side of the car. I got out when I noticed the driver stopped turning when he heard my husband get out of our truck. That is when is saw him zip up his pants!
Ok, I got a little upset. He peed on my lawn! So, I called the police. Then the driver climbed back in his car and locked his door. I went to the rear of the car to get the license number and he tried to back over me - which greatly upset my husband. I jumped out of the way and he backed up and sped off down the highway.
Where was my 12 gauge double barrel when I needed it?
